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Movie Review – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

The elephant in the room, right?  Yes, I saw BvS: DoJ.  I don’t hate it, but there hasn’t been a comic book movie that’s ever elicited a wider range of reactions from me.  For every cool moment or visual, there are long stretches where my only reaction is a sigh or eyeroll or double facepalm.  Let me break down what I loved and hated with the film.

Loved:

  • Ben Affleck as Batman – For all the doubters, he actually makes a fine Batman.  Handles the fight scenes well, and can pull off Bruce Wayne as well.
  • Jeremy Irons as Alfred – The grumpy voice of reason in Bruce’s ear.  Not sure why he couldn’t still be the butler but he works.
  • Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman – So stunning and fierce.  Loved that they worked in both the wristbands and the lasso.  Can’t wait to see her movie, especially since it’s away from Zack Snyder’s influence and we may get some compassion from Diana.
  • Solid action and effects – Love Batman’s fights, though the actual Batman v Superman part may be the weakest.
  • The music – I’m not music critic, but it was good.  Not distracting and fit the scenes.

Hated:

  • Batman sure dreams a lot – Not only does the death of the Waynes shown at the beginning of the film segue into some weird dream where young Bruce falls into the future Batcave, and get lifted out by flying bats (really), but he has a nightmare about totalitarian Superman later too.  These may be related to the Flash’s attempt to time travel with some dire warning for Bruce but even that is hard to understand.
  • Plot holes – Every comic book has plot holes, and so do their movies.  Most can be overlooked or explained away fairly easy, but there’s one here that still bugs me, and it’s something a lot of other Batman movies screw up.  At one point during Bruce’s investigations, he uncovers a link to Lex Luthor via what he thinks is a person referred to as the “White Portuguese”.  It turns out the White Portuguese is actually a ship.  Not a secret ship, or a renamed ship, it’s got that name on the side in 15 foot high letters.  Does the Batcave not have Google?  Even the little pissant ships that come to Buffalo to the grain silos have webpages dedicated to them.  Batman, the World’s Greatest Detective, star of Detective Comics.  UGH.
  • Lex Luthor – I get it, they wanted to do something a little different with Lex.  I’d even agree that a young Lex/old Bruce dynamic where they are known to each other as business rivals could work.  But the weird mincing and preening mannerisms, the barefoot genius act (oh, basketball in the lobby of his headquarters), all it does it manage to take his few menacing moments and offset them with the dumb.
  • Doubling down on what we hated in Man of Steel – Really, Zack, we didn’t need another of Clark’s parents telling him to maybe not be a hero.  If you are going to play up the dead parent angst with Bruce, why Superman too?  Instead of letting us move on and forget about the whole “maybe you shouldn’t help people Clark” they bring it up again.  Same thing with the destruction angle.  In no less than three places during fights Snyder goes out of his way to have someone mention ‘that place is deserted’, ‘the business district is empty now’, what have you.  It misses the point that those of us who complained about the death and destruction were making.  It’s not that it was happening, it’s that the film didn’t show Superman trying to stop it.  It would’ve been much better to still have people there, but show Clark saving some of them.  Zod smashes a building, Clark holds it up long enough for those trapped to get out, or he takes an extra beating to distract the Kryptonians so a bus can get off a bridge.  The way it’s handled here feels like Snyder and the writers saying “SEE, I SAID THERE’S NO PEOPLE TO GET KILLED THERE, SATISFIED???”.
  • We meet the Justice League via email? – Bruce hacks Lexcorp and finds information on other ‘metahumans’ and sends it to Diana.  We are literally shown Cyborg, The Flash and Aquaman via video clips embedded in an email.  At least Cyborg and Aquaman look cool.
  • Doomsday still dumb – Doomsday was a dumb villain when he ‘killed’ Superman in the comics, still dumb now.  Guessing they didn’t want to do Luthor in a powersuit battling directly since they already put Batman in a suit like that to fight Superman.
  • Super Slo-Mo – A Snyder staple, overused here to ridiculous levels.  Particularly egregious during the death of the Waynes.
  • Speaking of the Waynes dying – Snyder’s version of the scene is particularly painful.  By having Thomas Wayne fight back, it changes the whole dynamic…who knows if he even gets shot without it?  The pearls snapped by the gun so they could drop to the ground, an excuse to show pearls fall to the ground in slow motion.  Compare it to Batman Begins where it all happens so fast, it feels like a real robbery gone wrong.  AND it introduces us to Gordon, the one good cop in Gotham.  It had meaning to the movie and the future of Batman.  Here, it means nothing except setting up Bruce and Clark bonding over having mothers named MARTHAAAAAAAA.

Now that sounds like a lot of negatives, but I did like parts of the film.  Cut out the dream sequences, and the needless Lois in peril subplot and you’d have a solid 1hr 45min superhero movie.  Not great but a better base to work from.  The idea that they want to ADD 30 minutes to this is mind-boggling.

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Comics Review

Our Free Comic Book Day 2015 Haul!

Above you can see the picks both me and my kids picked out for Free Comic Book Day 2015!  I didn’t get to get out early so I missed a couple of the free books I wanted (the Dark Horse sampler with the Avatar: The Last Airbender comic, and Terrible Lizard) but we still got a bunch of cool stuff.  Some favorites:

  • Cleopatra in Space:  I *love* the art in this, and I can tell my daughters are going to enjoy it.  I see buying all the books.
  • The Invincible Iron Man War Machine collection:  My son’s pick (I think Age of Ultron affected this one), and a huge nostalgia bomb for me as I collected every one of these issues when I was a teenager.
  • Infinity Gauntlet/Planet Hulk #1:  These were both $1 reprints and my son really seemed to enjoy them.
  • Sensation Comics featuring Wonder Woman:  My girls both pegged on this one, as the cover art pulled them in.  Two stories, with one featuring interior art from Mike Maihack, of the above Cleopatra in Space.  Just a ton of fun.
  • The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #4:  What can I say, Doreen reminds me of my Mattie and my wife reading the dialogue out loud to us was hilarious.

I think we’ll have to go back to the shop again sooner this time.  I was very happy to see lots of young women and girls out, and my daughters definitely liked seeing a wider selection of stuff with girls/women on the cover.  They both pointed out stuff like She-Hulk and Ms. Marvel while also picking up things like Dan Slott/Humberto Ramos’s The Amazing Spider-Man Volume 1.  All in all, I call that a successful day out.

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New Fall TV Thoughts

I’ve watched some of the new shows this fall, and want to get my thoughts out of my head.  Rather than try to do a post for every one, I’m collecting them here.

New shows:

  • The Flash – Yes, I was weak and downloaded the leaked pilot.  It is great.  Very few of the ‘pilot problems’ you run into when you have to introduce all the characters and explain the world.  Though it probably helps that you have familiarity with the world via Arrow.  Still, they go all-in with the Rogue’s Gallery right from the start, and tease some huge events in the DC Universe.  Very solid.
  • Gotham – Remember those ‘pilot problems’ I mentioned?  Yeah, this show has was the perfect example.  Tons of characters, way too many references to the future Batman mythos considering the Waynes die in this very episode.  It felt like they were in a rush to just establish EVERYTHING right away.  Bruce isn’t going to be Batman for like, 10 years, you can do a slow burn on some of this.  In two episodes we have all the main crime bosses (Falcone/Maroni/new character Fish Mooney), Penguin, Riddler, Catwoman, the Dollmaker, Poison Ivy, not to mention all of the important cops (Gordon of course, Bullock, Montoya, Essen, Crispus Allen and on and on).  Add in the Alfred/Bruce stuff and it’s just too much.  The best thing the showrunners could do with this is dial back the future supervillains, and focus on Gotham falling deeper into chaos after the Waynes’ death.  Play up the mob bosses going to war, with the Penguin as a wild card (so to speak).  If you MUST involve other villains, stick one guys like Zsazz who we’ve already seen in trailers for the season.  Gordon’s struggles with the corruption and rampant mafia are more interesting than devoting 10 minutes of every episode to young Bruce, who might do something interesting in a decade.
  • Forever – Watched this one on a whim.  Kind of fun, it follows Ioan Gruffud as an immortal working as a medical examiner in New York City.  He’s trying to figure out why he can’t die (permanently, his body disappears and he reappears in water) while using his years of experience solving crimes.  Only Abe, played by Judd Hirsch, knows the secret.  It feels very much like Highlander: The Series, without the swordfights, complete with flashbacks that often shed light on something happening in the present day.  Biggest mistake the show has made so far was introducing another ‘immortal’ who calls and taunts Gruffud’s Dr. Henry Morgan.  I feel like, you don’t lead with that.  Let the world get established a bit, then spring that surprise on him – do it at a midseason break, if you’re going to have one.  Even that may push it.

That’s all I’ve seen for now.  I’m not really a sitcom guy, and nothing else new grabbed my interest.  Anything else I should be watching?