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Little Person Dressed as Gnome Caught on Video ‘Stalking’ Streets of Argentina Town

Or, when good Gnomish Illusionists go bad:

The little person €” who wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk €” was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

The gnome was hunting them down for using Priceline, but was narrowly foiled by William Shatner’s self-aware hairpiece.