SWEET, It’s OFFICIAL!!!
Sep 4, 2008 NFL
Yes, the name change is official! This is awesome, really.
Tags: bengals, cincinnati, football, NFL, not johnson, ocho cinco
One Less Johnson
Aug 29, 2008 NFL
It is reported by 790 The Ticket in Miami that Chad Johnson has officially changed his name to Chad Ocho Cinco. This has caused the unthinkable, an actual humorous comment in the Yahoo! blogs:
Good Gawd! He cut off his johnson!
Way to stick it to the league, Chad. I hope you don’t mind if we call you the artist formerly known as Chad Johnson.
Tags: bengals, cincinnati, football, johnson, NFL
Kissing Suzy Kolber Outdoes The Onion
Apr 24, 2008 NFL
After Rejecting Other Deals, Bengals Trade Chad Johnson to Tyler Perry
CINCINNATI — A day after declining the Washington Redskins’ offer of potentially two first-round picks for wide receiver Chad Johnson, the Cincinnati Bengals shipped the restive wideout to omnipresent comedian Tyler Perry.
“Chad will fit in well with our stereotype-laden productions filled with embarrassingly silly, shiftless blacks,” Perry said from the set of his latest movie, “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to The Church Social,” which will be released exactly a week after his current project “Tyler Perry’s Meet The Browns” leaves theatres.
“I got a vision for Chad. This next movie has a need for a goofy black mail carrier who occasionally hits the pipe. Knowing him, it won’t be hard to work in a exuberant dance number everytime he cracks a joke.”
Well played, Ape, well played, but I think the Bengals could’ve gotten more.
Tags: bengals, christmas ape, cincinnati, football, johnson, kissing suzy kolber, NFL, tyler perry
