Voter Humor

From author and friend Scott Roberts, I give you, Frivel and Schleck:  I’m Still Going to Like You, Even If You Vote for that Blinkered Idiot.

Why can’t we get along? Why so much rage?
I heard that your candidate likes to date underage!
And he eats little children, and spits on the flag
He plays Warcraft on dial-up to induce server lag.

If you like it, check out the Frivel and Schleck link at the top of his page, there’s more short form humor to be had there. Think of a cynical Dr. Seuss and you are on the right trail. The bibliography has some of his published works.