Nightmare Fuel

I’m borrowing that phrase from Deadspin, for very good reason. I took a peek in the spam folder in my Gmail today, to make sure nothing important got sent there…and came across this:

Mccain sex tape surfaces

/brain scrub

Moving on, it appears that some spammers have switched to humorous subjects for their offending mails, perhaps for the pity click for the joke:

Bulimia Not The Same As Being A Greedy Bastard, Say Doctors

Stupid woman buys iPhone for 5000

Bush And Putin Agree To Restart Cold War During G8 Summit

Capitalization is theirs.