Survivorman - Tips For Surviving The Winter Classic

The NHL had TV’s ‘Survivorman’ Les Stroud give a somewhat tongue-in-cheek survival guide for the Ice Bowl.

The first thing you always want to do in a real survival situation is assess your situation. You need to stop, calm down, look around for imminent dangers and take inventory of what you have around you that you can use to help your chances of survival. You also have to figure out just how utterly lost you are and what your chances are for surviving and for how long you can hang on under the current situations.

At the Winter Classic, you need to assess your seat location. What view do you have of the ice? Are you within yelling distance of the players’ benches? Are you in a section dominated by fans of the other team? Are you near any heat source? Are you close to the bathrooms and the concession stands?

Pretty funny stuff, even for a Leafs fan.  Is it Tuesday yet?

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